Shadow of the Beast - Oh Amiga!

If you owned a Commodore Amiga, the first thing you wanted to do with it was to load those great demos and games that showed off it's awesome sound capabilities.

The Atari St just couldn't match it and what more to compound that fact but with a game like Shadow of the Beast.

Was it a good game? No. But the game wasn't about game play. It was about braving your way through the stiff controls and difficult game play so that you can show more of the incredible music and graphics to yourself and your friends.

It supplemented it's already awesomeness with a T-shirt and an awesome box that was bigger than usual. Unfortunately, it was so awesome that the price was even bigger back then.

Back then multiple layer parallel scrolling, or was it parallex? Double figure frames per second and 4096 colors onscreen, even though it was a few screen shots, were something that just seemed to wow everyone.

Now, 32 bit, 16 million colors, blah-blah frames per second, HD 720-pah to 1080i don't care, textures that are so realistic that it has now become such a norm that I can only get the wow factor by having online multiplay with foam expletive strangers and the ever increasing level of taboo breaking desensitized violence.

By the way. Games do cause violence. Try Gradius 3.

Board of Pac Man?

Pac Mania was the game that oozed easy playability and with it's fantastic controls, no other Pac Man game would ever top it.

Well, this board game comes pretty close. Roll the dice and gobble as many white balls as possible without getting caught by the ghosts.

Crikey, you might just be able to play this game against yourself, much like what those Chess snobs do.

Contra 4 - Nintendo DS

4 Different Characters, with bonus contents such as covers and screenshot infos etc. Nice.

Pumping music, super parallax scrolling and real weapons, not just some dodgy spray all over the place piece of rubbish in the original, and a grappling hook.

Nice use of two screens. Something that Apple iPhone users forget when they're talking about touch screen gameplay. This just makes the boss fight scenes look absolutely insane.

Talking about insane. Holy cr*p! I thought going through Gradius 3 was hard. This was insanely difficult.

Contra - Can't Try!

That's it. It's confirmed. Current generation games have all but k*lled my nostalgic taste for classics. It's the mindless gore, violence and online multiplayer you see.

Nice power ups, even a 3d-ish level tucked in there. What's not to like?

Constant shooting with little or no plot to spur you on. Not enough eye candy, in fact the game is practically bland. The cover looks nice, though.

My attention span lasted all but a few minutes. Without a 2nd player, the classic that I was gagging for back then has now become a chore.

Can't believe this has happened. I can't believe I now need more eye candy.

What's this? Contra 4?

Mirror's Edge - 8 Bit Version!

Mirror Edge is a nice game. Just look at that open space and freedom you get from hopping around buildings. Amazing. But after a while, the clipping, the quick but non-lasting euphoria, frustrating difficulty begins to appear and your reminded just how good Chuckie Egg was.

But wait? Mirror's Edge but in 2d? In flash?

one hour later...

Fun.

iPhone vs DS vs PSP - It's Not That Silly, if you think about it.

There isn't a single department where the games on the iPhone actually trumps the PSP or DS.

There are no killer games and that is what the games market is usually about. Nintendo and it's Super Silly Marios', PSP and it's constant milking of sports/racing games.

But then, I'm thinking in 8 bit terms.

The gaming world is now about multiplayer and online. Come to think of it, the iPhone just needs a killer app and then it's going to be a major player.

Imagine a mini WoW, Eve and Oblivion online for the iPhone / Touch. It has the graphics, the touch screen, the iTunes place to download, and it has the capacity to store whatever is needed for a massive online game, such as updates and upgrades.

But then again, we're still waiting for Gran Turismo Portable for the PSP and a decent online RTS on the DS.

So, the iPhone and it's online multiplayer games is probably not going to happen.

Gradius 4 - So Pretty.

Hi-Res, textures, lighting, all the things we take for granted, but for a shooter with difficulty bordering m*rder, there must be something to preserve for.

Gradius 4 is darn difficult. Even if you try to pattern read the bosses, you still need a fair bit of latent reflex to get through them.

Still, the difficulty is helped by the slow down, which I still think is a deliberate attempt.

Yet, I persevered through the series. After playing Gradius 4, I just cannot go back to the original Gradius. I wouldn't touch Gradius 3. Gradius 2 does have some warm, play me more music though. Nope. No more.

In fact, back to Chuckie Egg for me.

Gradius 3 - Just 8 Bit of Punishment

Unforgiving! Relentless! Punishing! Misery! What the devil! Should games like this be this difficult? Thank goodness for the slow downs. I wonder if that was a deliberate attempt by the programmers to say 'hey, we found it &$&%&$ hard too.'

That's it. I'm done with the Gradius series.

What the..? There's a forth one? Talk about pasteurization!

I'm certainly not going to punish myself with Gradius 4.

Gradius 2 - Simply Outstanding Improvement

From the flaming first level to the flaming end of level boss and the gorgeous feel good music! With a proper shield and gorgeous level designs, this obliterates the original.

But what the bacon?!

My Gears of War skills honed to a tee were not enough to reach further than a few levels of this game. Kept dying, and dying and dying. Of course I kept trying and trying, but there are limits that a person can take before it becomes punishment.

But hang on... another Gradius?

Gradius - Ports better than Original?

Difficult? Cumbersome? Lethargic controls? Speed ups that should not be an option but a requisite? Yes! For crying out loud! Even the graphics didn't boggle the imagination and the end of level boss variation was blasphemy!

Still, the music was all goodness and that's probably what's going to keep me persevering at the infuriating difficulty. Well, that is until I've learned the pattern of dodging impossible bullets without the help of options.

But wait.....what's this?